kindly local burger merchant:
you want all the mayonnaise we have? all the mayonnaise on the premises? want me to just load your burger up with all the mayonnaise i can find?
I don’t ask for much online and I don’t believe in much either, but there is a man named Hiroshi Tanahashi who needs your love and energy tomorrow night and more than anything else in this world I believe in him. Who he’s fighting isn’t important, what’s important is that he fights for all of us and he believes in you. Please lend him your support. Go Ace.
i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly
